Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Sensitive Data!


I can't say a word re: the 2010 census. If I do, I'll get thrown in the slammer for 5 years. I will also have to pay $250,000.

It seems like I should have to either pay a lot of money OR go to jail. It's dumb to have to do both. Still - I won't say a word - except that I get to carry around a sensitive data machine that scans my index fingerprint!

It has a stylus that looks great with my sophisticated clothes.

My job title is Enumerator. So far, my screen play is about Enumerator look alikes. If there's one thing I like - it's a look alike. Luckily, at the Self Help Future Center - one guy looks like me, 2 ladies look like each other, and another guy looks like Bryant Gumble. It's a great beginning!

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