Friday, May 29, 2009

Thriller!


I love taking tests, and I love getting A's! I studied hard to be a food handler. I am in high demand on the cupcake truck.

It is a new business, and my boss can't believe my enthusiasm. He wants me to work every shift plus drive the truck!

He said that all the other applicants were dead people. English is not his first language. Let's hope my new co workers aren't Real Zombies!

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Yachtzee!



If there's one thing I like, it's cookin' - everyone likes to eat! I feel so popular! Working in the galley is right up my alley.

I'm taking a food handling test on Friday so I can also get a job on a cupcake truck. Food on the move is muy ahora.

Monday, May 18, 2009

See ya!


See ya, Farmacia - wouldn't wanna be ya! I said good bye to my healthy friends today. I was really enjoying the pricing gun - I had to change prices from $2.59 to either $2.49 or $2.79, and from $5.09 to either $4.99 or $5.29 It was up to me to price high or low - what power!

So what could be more awesome than working in a pharmacy down the street from my house? Working on a Yacht for triple the dollars! I spent the last three weekends working on the fanciest boat on the harbor - and there is nothing but work as far as the eye can see...

Wednesday, I'll be a wedding dress model on it! Saturday, I'll work in the Galley!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Poquito


Working at the farmacia is as good as getting paid to learn Spanish. What a perk! There is a lot to love about the job: close to my house, pricing guns, 15% discount.

My favorite part is reading greeting cards to old ladies. My second favorite part is selling perfume - My boss can't believe how good I am at it.

My secret: make the customer think that SHE smells really good. "That smells so good on your skin!" I was telling someone about her pH this morning (in English and really fast - she thought I was a scientist).

I hope I get promoted to pharmacist next week!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Counterfeit!


I learn something new every day at my job at the pharmacy! It turns out that it is really easy to make your own Five and Twenty dollar bills. People pay with them all the time in my neighborhood. They look so real! I haven't busted anyone myself (I just learned the cash register today), but my coworkers LOVE to.

In my hay day as a census enumerator, I only remember one resident who was really not in the mood to talk to me. Everyone else was either nice or confused. Maybe there really WAS only one housing unit in that nice big brownstone -- and the other rooms were occupied by printing presses and small bills!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Flu!


Everyone loves the pharmacy - it is the place to be! The most popular products include: hand sanitizer, face masks, and Airborne.

My boss insists that I say, "We have been waiting for you for 10 years" if someone asks how long we have been in business.

He says a little humor is good for sales. I agree, but I think that's a weird joke. So far, most people just ask me where the WIPES are.